What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?